‘Grey’ Author: Kristen Stewart Is Too Weird For ‘Fifty Shades’

Hey now! That’s not nice! To her credit, Kristen Stewart has worked really hard on hiding her awkwardness. She barely ever bites her lip anymore! Oh, that’s not what she meant? Our apologies, K-Stew.

As you might’ve heard, people are really invested in this 50 Shades of Grey book. It’s sold a lot of copies, made tons of money, and caused just about everyone everywhere to speculate who should star in the leading roles should the story be made into a film.


E.L. James, the author of the fan fic turned erotica turned best-seller was asked at a recent U.K. fan event if she would be cool with Stephenie Meyer’s choices to be Bella and Edward taking on her kinky creatures Ana and Christian. Her response is … disappointing, as she shared:

“I think it would be too strange ! It would just be .. Uggh weird!”

We think… you’re right. And also, NUTS! If we’ve learned anything, we know that Robsten = box office GOLD! Those two rack in MILLIONS! Millions UPON millions! But millions you’ve got, dontcha James. We see how it is.

Do you really think that Kristen Steward is “too weird” to play Anastasia Steele? Who’s your best bet on the cast of Fifty Shades of Grey? Tell us your list of nominees!

Source: Perez Hilton

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How Kris Humphries ‘Knew’ Kim Was Cheating On Him With Kanye

And the Kim Kardashian revelations just keep on coming from Miz Myla Sinanaj! According to the other ex of Kris Humphries, he knew that there was something going on between his reality starlet bride and Kanye West, because he found it very strange that someone constantly referred to as a “close family friend” would be left off the guest list!

According to sources close to Myla, Kris apparently told her: ”If he was such a close family friend, why wasn’t he invited to the wedding?”

Furthermore, gurl was WITH HIM the day Yeezy premiered Theraflu, and reports that he was “visibly upset” and “felt played” by the entire debacle! Yeesh!


Again, though, boy, if you had all of these ominous feelings and concerns, why didn’t you pull the plug? Both of you apparently had ample time to figure all of this out before you walked down the aisle!

Ah, well, what’s done is done! Here’s hoping you can get all this resolved in the courts without too much mud-slinging!

But we gotta ask… Could Myla’s stories hold some grain of truth in them? Do you think Kim has been shacking up with Kanye long before her relationship with Kris? Help us sort through all these confusions!

Source: Perez Hilton

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